CRAZY

Maybe you’re crazy.
Maybe I’m crazy.
Maybe we’re crazy.
Probably.

Overheard One-sided Conversation

Boss: Last time we had dinner, you were looking for a girlfriend.

Overheard Conversation

Boss: Have you been reading your lifestyle magazines again...
Pa: Yes. And you should eat them as well.
Boss: I don’t want goji berries.

Email Conversation (read from bottom up)

From: JM

hmm. ok it was a heron.
http://www.burningwell.org/gallery2/d/9699-2/Blue+Heron+Bird.jpg
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From: JB

Describe it to me.
Look on a bird website and tell me what it was.
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From: JM

it wasn't a heron! what does a heron look like?
oit wasn't a normal bird!!! never seen this before.
i know it wasnt a ostrich - but because of the height it was the first thing that came into my head.
murderer!
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From: JB
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
U crack me up. U just cracked my work colleagues up as well.
U sure it wasn’t a heron?!?! Seems more likely to be a heron then an ostrich! Or pelican!
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From: JM

i saw the bird and i thought ostrich - obviously i knew it wasnt an ostrich - but it was big - long.
i thought it might have been a pelican - just googles pics, but not sure if it was that.
i saw the bird for the first time yesterday. maida and mum have seen it before ages ago - i never believed them when they said it was a massive bird.
its been coming back constantly over the past couple of days. just have to tap in the window when it does and it flies off.
fish - there were atleast 10 fish in there. normal garden pond fish - gold fish etc.
stpid bird.
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From: JB

Ur kidding!!
How many fish what kind how big.
Did anyone actually see the brid?
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From: JM

All the fish in our pond have gone - some big bird came and ate them all.