Overheard Conversation

KT (work): I made someones nose bleed on Friday. I didn't even hit her hard.

CRAZY

Maybe you’re crazy.
Maybe I’m crazy.
Maybe we’re crazy.
Probably.

Overheard One-sided Conversation

Boss: Last time we had dinner, you were looking for a girlfriend.

Overheard Conversation

Boss: Have you been reading your lifestyle magazines again...
Pa: Yes. And you should eat them as well.
Boss: I don’t want goji berries.

Email Conversation (read from bottom up)

From: JM

hmm. ok it was a heron.
http://www.burningwell.org/gallery2/d/9699-2/Blue+Heron+Bird.jpg
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From: JB

Describe it to me.
Look on a bird website and tell me what it was.
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From: JM

it wasn't a heron! what does a heron look like?
oit wasn't a normal bird!!! never seen this before.
i know it wasnt a ostrich - but because of the height it was the first thing that came into my head.
murderer!
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From: JB
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
U crack me up. U just cracked my work colleagues up as well.
U sure it wasn’t a heron?!?! Seems more likely to be a heron then an ostrich! Or pelican!
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From: JM

i saw the bird and i thought ostrich - obviously i knew it wasnt an ostrich - but it was big - long.
i thought it might have been a pelican - just googles pics, but not sure if it was that.
i saw the bird for the first time yesterday. maida and mum have seen it before ages ago - i never believed them when they said it was a massive bird.
its been coming back constantly over the past couple of days. just have to tap in the window when it does and it flies off.
fish - there were atleast 10 fish in there. normal garden pond fish - gold fish etc.
stpid bird.
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From: JB

Ur kidding!!
How many fish what kind how big.
Did anyone actually see the brid?
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From: JM

All the fish in our pond have gone - some big bird came and ate them all.

Ramadhan Mubaruk......erhmm

Ok….maybe the last day of Ramadhan today, which is always a shock to the system as you suddenly realise how fast its gone and you still havent got round to doing b and c on your plan yet!

The Return...

‘tis been a while since I’ve blogged, roughly a year. Why the return you may ask? Well I’ve just started a new job so am blogging not on my own time hehe, and the need arises to also relieve boredom…
This post actually marks about a year for a few things:
• Just over since I got married.
• Ramadhan has come around again.
• Just over a year since I left my last job.

I’m sure there are other things but nowt else comes to mind.

Look who's back...

Look who’s back,
Back again,
Shorty’s back
Go tell your friend
Look who’s back
Look who’s back….

Ok well you get the drift…..

Dubai

Assalamu Alaikum All
Back from Dubai, was unbelievably hot hot hot!
Will try and put some pics up later.....
Btw Dubai is overrated.....bit like marriage......just kidding (hubby standing over me....)
Will try and post later inshaAllah.