Cheapskates alert!

On the telephone this morning on my way to work
*ring* *ring*
Me: Hello
HB: Did the post come this morning?
Me: (*happily* oooh I wonder what she sent me? I knew they didn’t forget my BIRTHDAY) It hadn’t yet arrived when I had left for work this morning. Why?
HB: Oh we registered the car with the ******** address.
Me: (figures!) Why?
HB: Cos it’s cheaper.
Me: (Cheaper enough to send me a present?) Oh, right.

Asians!