Wicks

In Wicks (I know its becoming a regular haunt!)

Me: Hi, do you have Sealant remover?
Customer Service Person: [taps away on keyboard] No… [walks out of his little customer service booth]
Me: You sell sealant, but no sealant remover?
CSP: ermm you want ceiling remover?
(WTH dude? You work for Wicks and you’re typing in ceiling remover?)
Me: No. S E A L A N T remover.
CSP: [walks back into his little booth and taps away again] No. Raj, do we sell sealant remover?
Me: [to new assistant] Do you sell sealant remover?
New Shop Assistant: Cement remover?
(darn! Yeh cos the cement on the ceiling won’t budge with the ceiling remover)
Me: No. S E A L A N T remover.
NSA: Ashraf can you help this customer, I’m serving another customer at the moment.
ME: [to the even more new sales assistant] Do you sell S E A L A N T remover?
MNSA: No, sorry.